are you folks ready for some imagine dragon then let's go this is a little something we like to call the dragon roll call everyone gets a chance to shine here show 'em what we got now i want your hands together for our special guitarist flames mcgee on the lead guitar let's hear what you got now up next on lead guitar our second dragon of the night pink johnson and on the bass guitar the dragon on the low end we've got scaley joel osmond and last but not least we've got the dragon you'll want to guard your castle on drums that's right we're talking phil smith so without further ado we're gonna start our new show for you right now get your ears ready to be blown to bits

uh huh oh yeah let's rock whoo why you always dragon me down girl every time you roll to town you say you love me then start making me frown girl why can't you just leave me alone now why you always making that sound girl the one that sounds like i love you all you want is to make me jump but i still jump when you say jump i always know in the end i'm gonna get dumped drag drag dragon me down drag drag dragon me down drag me down drag me down drag me down drag me down dance dragons

sir we've crash landed on a strange new planet run a full diagnostic what's the status of our radon levels they're off the charts sir curses i see figures in the distance captain yes i see dozens as well hey who's that it appears we've been spotted by the inhabitants hey get over here come on they're opening the hatch i think we may be out of options shelby then let us meet them whoever they may be who are you people we're dwarfs dwarfs how peculiar and this is dwarf planet a whole planet of dwarfs come on and have fun with us come join in the festivities here we are on a planet of dwarfs everybody's staring at us at the store we're so tall they've never seen us before come on everybody get down on the floor this dwarf planet is the place to be everyone says thanks and everyone says please buy yourself a pick and buy yourself an axe they don't use money and they don't pay tax dwarfs are smaller than regular guys i know they're small cuz i see their size you can tell they're good by the look in their eyes hold on y'all now i got a surprise hop on over to the dwarven tavern after a long day's work a working in the tavern wanna have a bottle come to the tavern wanna have a battle come to the cavern drinking real deep from the barrels of mead shelby and i are getting drunk on the mead captain's wasted hitting on the dwarfs they're so small they've never seen us before sharpening blades of the dwarven craft striking gold in the mining shaft this here world beats the life on earth where there's no dwarfs to calm my nerves can't say i had this written in my planner instead of a pencil i now wield a hammer my friends are a whole lot shorter than i but they're the best friends for this here guy here comes a big old group of orcs dwarfs hate them cuz they never work this is not the planet of orcs time to introduce them to our swords pretty dwarf mama with the rosy cheeks your loving means more than all the gold in the streets married to the master the king of the dwarfs i'm begging you please baby get a divorce it was the biggest mistake of shelby's life when he crashed the ship and changed our life now we're living on the planet of dwarfs they now pronounce us man and dwarf captain permission to come aboard chill out shelby we're on the planet of dwarfs captain permission to speak my mind this dwarf planet kicks behind but some of us are evil

we saw a little clown we saw a real tall clown made us animal balloons cuz i'm a dragon boy clowns are all my toys i'm the one who set 'em loose the red hair on his head the big feet on the clown the white paint on his face you know you better leave now all bloody and red you know we run the whole town making faces changes places and killing you the red hair on his head the big feet on the clown the white paint on his face you know you better leave now all bloody and red you know we run the whole town making faces changes places and killing you well hi there come a little closer i don't bite yet i'm a funny clown we're just misunderstood come here i'm right behind you don't be afraid i'm over here you'll laugh for only me you'll laugh hard hee hee hee never pull a knife on a big clown's wife he'll do more than yell at you the time is finally here and they're your biggest fear lurking underneath the moon the red hair on his head the big feet on the clown the white paint on his face you know you better leave now all bloody and red you know we run the whole town making faces changes places and killing you the red hair on his head the big feet on the clown the white paint on his face you know you better leave now all bloody and red you know we run the whole town making faces changes places and killing you

hey who does this elf guy think he is anyway yeah what's the big idea elf man don't you wanna play with us yeah come on every time the people of the town wish to play the elf prefers to sit alone day by day the wizards and the trolls all ask him to come out hey elf come outside no i keep to myself the villagers were angry cuz the elf would not join in they'd throw the ball and wrestle around but the elf would not join in the goblins and the ghoulies all asked him to come out hey elf come outside no no i keep to myself the wizard king was quite upset that elf would not join in he said to ask him one more time if elf would like to play the gnomes and the knights all asked him to come out hey elf come outside no no no i keep to myself the king ordered the villagers to do what must be done kick in his door and bring him out we must have some fun everyone in town yelled for him to come out hey elf come outside no no no no i just want to be alone they dragged the elf out of the house and played so rough with him that he could not bear it anymore he collapsed on the dusty ground and with one final breath he uttered i just wanted to be alone the village ignored his desire for solitude and now he is gone

d r a g o a n e i'm a dragon baby just wait and see i speak a different language and i speak chinese nihow witch now do as i please never gonna fight me if you don't say please all you little gnomes better get down on your knees y'all are nearly dead i got a million hp sock it to me baby yeah one two three it's the year of the dragon it's the year of the dragon it's the year of the dragon it's the year of the dragon yeah two big dragon in little china if you wanna slay me you'll just have to line up bring your finest knights i'm a helmet collector bet your strongest wizards couldn't grab my scepter toss you over the kingdom that's the boy toss land you in my stir fry that's the soy sauce year of the dragon don't like it your loss i'm bringing the fire call me the boss it's the year of the dragon it's the year of the dragon it's the year of the dragon oh it's the year of the dragon it's the year of the dragon it's the year of the dragon it's the year of the dragon dragon it's the dragon oh dragon

what was that i don't know i better go check stop right there who are you i'm bad santa walk on down the stairs little boy from my special bag i pull a little toy put it to your mother's head and pull the trigger i might be a father but i ain't no father figure i'm santa santa clause the one you know so well but i'm bad santa's bad this year yeah this year i'll take you to hell bad santa's bad climb aboard my sled and i'll pull you with my pain deer you'll surely catch a cold if you keep standing in the rain dear we'll slide on down the chimneys and bring our special gifts dynamite and gasoline we'll burn 'em to bits i'm santa santa clause the one you know so well but i'm bad santa's bad this year yeah this year i'll take you to hell bad santa's bad

there's a little dragon breed they come to us whenever we're in need of a friend to help us through stronger than the rest their friendship makes you feel like you're the best just call on them you'll see drangins i could really use your wings right now i need your powers of flight drangins i could really use your flames right now i need you to show me the light i am the drangin hunter let's see how many of these things i can catch silly drangins die die die oh there's one these drangins are gonna make a great dinner gotcha there's one oh gotcha drangins purge the land of all opposed burn the hunters and their skulls

only the most valiant knights can slay the dragon and rescue the princess can you restore honor to our land yes with honor my steel and my loyal steed gabriele at my side i can achieve anything it is not that simple for you must first battle archy poisontooth the dread spider of zanahoriah i have bested the spider i am ready for princess ghiradessa you are not ready you must first slay the ogre of granitespell challenge me knight the ogre has fallen now let me rescue the princess you are almost prepared there is but one more challenge the dread necrowizard of bluzannadah your corpse shall be my puppet curses the wizard has met my steel i am truly ready now you are truly the land's finest warrior you are now ready to slay the dragon and rescue the princess may the luck of the battle gods be with you dragon i have bested the strongest beasts and most powerful warlords in the world and now i am the best and most powerful knight who ever lived i shall make armor from your scales and a bride out of the princess huh y'all can't slay me y'all can't slay me one two three four dragon dropping in your town nobody can take the dragon down eat your wife and make you frown pissing in your wedding gown i don't even need a mote burn you and that's all she wrote punch you in your fricking scrote princesses take off their coats don't you cry and don't you wail yes i have a dragon tale armored up with dragon scales never gonna dragon fail torching villagers alright got me feeling good alright pound another stupid knight here this ain't a knight's tale i got a nice tail now pass me a mug of that nice ale my tail is long and really long and it's the reason i sing this song all the wenches now sing along we've found the place where you belong here inside my lair the king wants his daughter back he ain't cutting me no slack maybe he never stopped to think the princess wants to be with me dragons are the finest beasts eating meat at every feast kingdom giving me no peace so i'll tear them piece by piece all the elves stand up all the goblins raise their cups all the dwarfs stand up gnomes throw your hands up dragon king ruling the sky bet you want a piece of that pie but you cannot even fly y'all can't slay me you don't know me i'm not just a dragon i'm also crazy feel the flames and taste the flames i really am not playing games my horns are large my swarms are large don't test my claws cuz those are large and now the knight is done y'all can't slay me y'all can't slay me sing it loud everybody y'all can't slay me y'all can't slay me everybody y'all can't slay me y'all can't slay me y'all can't slay me no no y'all can't slay me y'all

come and have some dragon fruit sure thanks it's delicious you like it don't you oh it's great would you like to try a special dish my dragon friend and i can grant your wish we can cook you up a special dish come on let's eat some dragon fruits special fruit is high in vitamin d d stands for dragon just wait and see eat it on the beach cuz it's so sweet you know i'm talking dragon fruits would you like to try some dragon fruit empty your pocket of all its loot take a big bite it's my favorite fruit come on let's have a feast tonight crack open the fruit and drink the juice these dragon fruits are so good known to make the dragons feel quite loose you look so good there's no need to spruce come on we're gonna eat tonight how about seconds yeah i want more now you've had a taste and it's so fine go ahead and try some dragon wine you don't even need to have to wait in line it's a dragon kind of night you can have seconds now don't be shy listen my child i'll tell you why dragon fruit falls down from from the sky cuz it does not have dragon flight would you like to try some dragon fruit empty your pocket of all its loot take a big bite it's my favorite fruit come on let's have a feast tonight crack open the fruit and drink the juice don't worry my buddy time to get loose you look so good there's no need to spruce come on we're gonna eat tonight that's what i'm talking about dragon fruit for everybody wait i feel weird right now pathetic humans those dragon fruits are poison unless you're a dragon now you'll all perish or turn into gold to put in our caves oldest trick in the book i'm a big bad lizard with some big bad fangs i'm talking chomp chomp chomp doing real bad things no i'm not a crocodile i'm a big reptile and i'll smoke you out with big bad flames going to town on my dragon fruit yeah i'm going down on my dragon fruit grab your fricking horns and toot toot toot dragon dance for tonight welcome to my cave you're gonna like it a lot just kidding you're gonna sit there and rot you drank the fruit of poison juice and now you'll sit on your caboose and no one's ever gonna find you no not even asleep will and i don't give a crap about the beach you asked us for a princess and we kiss their feet if you can't get down to this dragon beat i guess you're not cool cuz dragons are not going to town on my dragon fruit you know i'm going down on my dragon fruit grab your best pal and your cool cool boots dragons are more all night how do you like being a prisoner in my cave forever i don' t like it at all i can't understand any of the rest of this