all eyes this is all for you from america to amsterdam hear my battle cry become a believer while you’re bleeding out inside your boots just making that cha-ching ‘til we grow older and clouds start to cover up our curse of darkness and the demons all reach their destination while we dream of learning how to drive hanging out with emma every night i’ve really fallen for her friction so i give her all my gold but hear me cuz i ain’t no one to write no hopeless opus i bet my life and i don’t mind i need a minute to prove i was me at the time but i’m so sorry that it comes back to you baby but it’s time it’s time to levitate and then leave me for a living musical look how far we’ve come i started as a lost cause and now i’m a monster it’s my fault but not today because there is nothing left to say i’m on top of the world do a pantomime as i hit you on your noggin with a pistol whip I don’t know why but whatever it takes i’ll be a believer just walking the wire ’til i rise up i’ll make it up to you for what i did yesterday in the mouth of the river that’s thunder now baby let’s start over we’re dancing in the dark I’ll levitate but not today the believer kaskade remix is in the roots dig up your roots and go round and round there’s no second chances with selene so take some shots it’s all smoke and mirrors so speak to me about your summer ‘til you take the fall into the pit into the river of the unknown you’re such a thief you got thirty lives so you tiptoe all around tokyo you’re in trouble cuz baby you’re an underdog you’re too uptight and we’re warriors be a working man to survive hanging out with emma every night i’ve really fallen for her friction so i give her all my gold but hear me cuz i ain’t no one to write no hopeless opus it’s time to levitate and then leave me for a living musical look how far we’ve come i started as a lost cause and now i’m a monster it’s my fault but not today because there is nothing left to say i’m on top of the world do a pantomime as i hit you on your noggin with a pistol whip take a little polaroid i’m radioactive so just ready aim fire and release hey who are all those babies out there huddled up in the corner pathetic what who are they get ‘em outta here get ‘em outta here get ‘em outta here

i live or die with the big boy looking at me and when he get up in my face you know he don’t get past me them other witches on the side be like “yo who dat be” i say “it’s dragon and this dragon’s nasty” serve pass somersault touchdown i like dragon sports it's my favorite sport from the sootball field to the drasketball court try and shoot a 3 point but you come up short me and the boys are playing dragon sports the coach tried to approach me and got leary i keep playing big and i’ma get married yeah i’m rocking a jersey rocking a jersey and i’m rocking some gym shorts rocking some gym shorts so you better not dunk the ball dragon gang skill them all ball with the ball and play some dang hockey with me put it in the goalie and score with the homies got a big gold trophy and voluptuous gnomies dunk spike dribble i like scoring points on the other team i play big big sports you know what i mean i’m talking kingston queens i’m talking castle high and i always keep playing i’m a really nice guy pitch so good make a grown man cry hit so good make a man groan “why?” catch me at the village inn sweet cherry pie and i always leave a tip even when it’s free pie we ball we ball hard you won’t beat me we ball so frickin’ hard i’m winning you cannot win we win we win goal check the playbook see my name looking at the haters wearing numbers on my back call me calculator call the other team and you can tell them “see you later” drinking juice with the aid of my gators dump it on the coach he’s got a great sense of humor when your boy scores point pat him on the tooter it’s all good and it’s all in fun now here comes the pitch so try to hit a home run dunk on your witch with the slightest of ease look at my wings i bet you wish you had these espn more like urez i’m calling time out to plan our strategies total gs like me with the scales of green slam dunk like Jackson and the rest of his team i got mansion in the city and my wife’s real pretty my plays are always legal just ask the committee smack the puck in the net put the ball hole throw the touchdown pass let the good times roll even when you lose you gotta be a good sport so get your tush on the court let’s play some dragon sports

well i’ve been to california and to tennessee the mines in the mountains and the place with the trees on one fine day i was walking down the path a big strong woman jumped to where i was at it wasn’t a woman it was a beautiful milve she asked me for my name and i said what it was she said “oooooo you’re a handsome dragon indeed oooooo you’ve certainly got what i need” and i said “no no no no no you’re not the one for me honey i’m good got a milve back home and she’s the only milve for me i i i i i i i’ll stay true i i i i i i i’ll stay true” not today milve i soon realized the mistake i had made ‘cause one after one it was milves on parade yea though i walk through the valley of milves i will stay true by using my skills a real pretty milve with big red lips approached me from the side and grabbed my hips at first i’ll admit i was rather tempted i was thinking with my tail instead of my head finally i screamed “alright that’s enough i’m getting real mad and pissed at this stuff” i walked down the trail ‘til i got to a cliff every milve and their mother was taking a whiff of the big dragon fellow coming down the way but they could tell by my face what i was gonna say “i i i i i i i’ll stay true i i i i i i i’ll stay true i i i i i i i’ll stay true i i i i i i i’ll stay true i i i i i i i’ll stay true i i i i i i i’ll stay true”

they took away my treasure how much gold i can’t measure now i’m poor without a bed to sleep on just a sad and cold leprechaun give me back my treasure or i’ll chase you forever don’t think that i will simply let you move on you have fricked with the wrong leprechaun but i’ll still dance come out here and dance here i’ll show you what to do dance with me i’m feeling weak and tired without my gold i’m so tired they make me do as they wish just because i’m irish give me back my treasure or i’ll chase you forever don’t think that i will simply let you move on you have fricked with the wrong leprechaun you hear what i said i said you have fricked with the wrong leprechaun i want my gold back and i want it now come here come here get him outta here i got me gold back

tonight’s the kind of night where the boys take the backseat some nights i come home so dang fed up with life i slam the door punch my pillow and turn off the light i call the boys and the girls to come pick me up let’s go for a drive like we don’t give it up but this time i’m totally filled up with rage can’t keep my hands on the wheel can’t keep on acting my age so i say to my boys “you ready to retreat? tonight’s the kind of night where the boys take the backseat” rock that riff punch and kick who got me pissed you did now grab a notebook and a pen my boys are in the back patting where they want me to sit i plop my bottom down to hang out with my awesome friends my girls are in the front we're listening to hard rock they're not your average girl dont like to drink at starbuck we make messed up jokes that society don’t get don’t wanna go to school don’t wanna be a teacher’s pet so i say to my girls “you up for racing in the street? tonight’s the kind of night where the boys take the backseat” i thought i’d have a quiet night instead i’m having quite a night everybody’s having fun driving through the city lights i thought of walking in the street instead i’m getting quite a treat i'm just a lucky boy with his boys in the i like rolling with friends i like rolling with friends i like rolling with friends i like rolling with friends i like rolling with friends i like rolling with friends i like rolling with friends i like rolling with friends i like rolling with friends i like rolling with friends i like rolling with friends i like rolling with friends i like rolling with friends i like rolling with friends i like rolling with friends i like rolling with friends

uh wah dance dragons that's what i like another knight another scream they always do its like a vision of blood but then it comes true another knight another dweeb you know it's true in the knight i put my sword into oh disco dragons show me what you got we keep the beat strong and we keep the fire hot all the dragons come down to the dancefloor show me how you shake that tail when you dance more i’m a great big dragon with a great big booty and i got a lot of love to give to all the cuties all the banshees show their panties when they see the big dragon dancing all the gnomes show their clothes when they see me in the rhythm alright let’s get ‘em knights why the fights we could be a good team if you’d just stop screaming i’ma flame you i’ma shame you i’ma leave your heart broken still smoking on the dance floor better not bring your sword to a dance off otherwise you’re gonna leave here with your pants off better not bring your horse to the showdown that steed’s gonna turn a dance to a throwdown in the night in my dreams i'm in love with you cause you claw at me like dragons do i feel joy i feel joy and i feel some joy when the knights are gone i'm not annoyed in the forest there’s a club it's a club that dragons run where no dumb humans can come and the dragons can have fun in the forest there’s a club it's a club that dragons run where no dumb humans can come and the dragons can have fun now we're in the club gonna make you say “ugh” have a lot of fun when we kick it up a ton everybody loves to see a scaly beast shake it like he’s shaking it with his knees look into the sky and that's a disco ball dance on the wall and that's a disco wall you’ve got the peaches dwarfs got the mead i’ve got the moves and horse got the steed finally a place where dragons can let loose have a lot of fun and dance and just let loose it’s the night of my dreams knight in my dreams i'm in love with you cause you claw at me like dragons do i feel joy when there's no knights to bother me cause we kick their butts it's too easy tonight oh oh oh when you will be here in my club

climate changes night to day just check the temperature ok your children die their bodies hang all because of climate chang all our cars use too much gas better slow down or we’ll kick your butt garbage bags and plastic bags smoggy smoke and angry hags if you think it’s fun to litter just look at the sun it’s getting bigger driving cars and riding bikes are turning water into ice humans are the worst species they brought the planet to its knees living on earth it sucks and blows all because of gmos all the birds flew south like ducks and people still don’t give a crap whenever someone snorts cocaine the sky erupts in acid rain eating meat turns plants to crap soon you’ll take a big brown bath don’t have babies like kate plus eight the planet will gain too much weight fertilizers in our water turning all our sons to daughters scientists have reached consensus humankind is real defenseless smog appearing causing death but not as much as dragon breath better stop mining all that coal that’s the opposite of the goal ethanol and corn syrup remember corn you stupid chump your car run on gasoline you’re a jerk and really mean government don’t give a crap they can’t profit off of cold hard facts might as well just kill your fam more humane than climate chan cutting down our precious trees and fill the air with disease polar bears ain’t got no home buffalo got no place to roam there’s no escape so what’s the plan there’s no escape from chang and chan

well here goes the tale the tale of two princes both of these chaps both want the same princess the king said no and the queen said yes one prince bought flowers the other bought a dress the princes walked up to the castle gave the gifts it was quite a hassle the princess said “how can i choose when neither of you’s kind and neither of you’s rude” one prince spoke up and said “take us both” the other prince nodded and said “i hope” princess said “but king said no” one prince said “but queen said go” two princes princess will have two princes the queen’s alright yeah princes both of them as husbands it’s quite absurd now princess the king’s pissed at the princess but he’s a grouch wow princes gonna have a princess treat her right now the princess was a clever little lass she wanted all the gold and she wanted all the cash her princes did whatever they could to give all the happiness they knew a princess should but princess did just what girls do took advantage of the princes’ kindness and played them like a fool that night when all three were laying in bed princess grabbed a dagger and stabbed the princes dead two princes the wealth belongs to princess and she’s alright now she took advantage of their kindness and she’s a jerk yeah so sick of girls acting like witches it’s such a let down princess we won’t forget the princes may they rest in peace now

here comes pig boy down the cobbled road he’s going straight to grandmother’s den here comes pig boy with a hungry tummy looking for some sweeties again down in carolina we got cookies and in your house you better have some too it ain’t for everybody it’s just his way to live plus he says that in my perspective it’s nice to be a pig he ain’t got no money it’s just the way it is the word on everybody’s lips when he knocks the door right in: “oi pig boy” here comes pig boy with a bib and spoon you better feed him come on why not those who leave his tummy rumbling get a spanking right on the butt down on the corner we got bagels and down the hatch those bagels better go when he comes out to your place you’d better let him in or else you’ll get a bottom pop by the boy who’s also pig he ain’t got money that’s just the way it is the word on everybody’s lips when they see that hungry pig “oi pig boy” come on chap show me your moves yes show me your moves yes

with the whispering warlock you keep your door locked you keep your door locked tonight you’ll be kissing a warlock if you don’t keep your door locked so keep your door locked alright he’s the baddest in the province he’s the one that makes your crops die out with a whisper from his old lips when they see him all the townsmen cry and shout “here comes the warlock he’s come to cast a dirty spell no common warlock hide your daughters ‘fore his whisper calls them out” oh no oh no oh no oh no with the whispering warlock you keep your door locked you keep your door locked tonight i’m the whispering warlock i peep and explore blocks knock 3 or 4 knocks tonight i’m the whispering warlock i creep and i stalk did i mention that i rock tonight a whisper from his twisted soul sets a fire in your soul prepare yourself to lose control whispering warlock’s in control alright better go and lock your door the warlock’s knocking at your door save your daughters save your sons warlock’s gonna whisper to your son tonight whispering warlock have mercy on us all your wicked ways will soon make you kill us all you’re going to kill you’re going to kill you’re going to kill you’re going to kill “dan, wayne, daniel, ben - dr. agon will see you now” “hi you four, everything’s looking just fine.” “wait… dr… agon? that sounds like dragon” “that’s right i’m a natural boomerang machine so cool out you bad liar while i hit the west coast from zero to become a bullet in a gun it’s about to get digital you’re the only ones and just know you’re totally stuck love”