only the most valiant knights can slay the dragon and rescue the princess can you restore honor to our land yes with honor my steel and my loyal steed gabriele at my side i can achieve anything it is not that simple for you must first battle archy poisontooth the dread spider of zanahoriah i have bested the spider i am ready for princess ghiradessa you are not ready you must first slay the ogre of granitespell challenge me knight the ogre has fallen now let me rescue the princess you are almost prepared there is but one more challenge the dread necrowizard of bluzannadah your corpse shall be my puppet curses the wizard has met my steel i am truly ready now you are truly the land's finest warrior you are now ready to slay the dragon and rescue the princess may the luck of the battle gods be with you dragon i have bested the strongest beasts and most powerful warlords in the world and now i am the best and most powerful knight who ever lived i shall make armor from your scales and a bride out of the princess huh y'all can't slay me y'all can't slay me one two three four dragon dropping in your town nobody can take the dragon down eat your wife and make you frown pissing in your wedding gown i don't even need a mote burn you and that's all she wrote punch you in your fricking scrote princesses take off their coats don't you cry and don't you wail yes i have a dragon tale armored up with dragon scales never gonna dragon fail torching villagers alright got me feeling good alright pound another stupid knight here this ain't a knight's tale i got a nice tail now pass me a mug of that nice ale my tail is long and really long and it's the reason i sing this song all the wenches now sing along we've found the place where you belong here inside my lair the king wants his daughter back he ain't cutting me no slack maybe he never stopped to think the princess wants to be with me dragons are the finest beasts eating meat at every feast kingdom giving me no peace so i'll tear them piece by piece all the elves stand up all the goblins raise their cups all the dwarfs stand up gnomes throw your hands up dragon king ruling the sky bet you want a piece of that pie but you cannot even fly y'all can't slay me you don't know me i'm not just a dragon i'm also crazy feel the flames and taste the flames i really am not playing games my horns are large my swarms are large don't test my claws cuz those are large and now the knight is done y'all can't slay me y'all can't slay me sing it loud everybody y'all can't slay me y'all can't slay me everybody y'all can't slay me y'all can't slay me y'all can't slay me no no y'all can't slay me y'all