sir we've crash landed on a strange new planet run a full diagnostic what's the status of our radon levels they're off the charts sir curses i see figures in the distance captain yes i see dozens as well hey who's that it appears we've been spotted by the inhabitants hey get over here come on they're opening the hatch i think we may be out of options shelby then let us meet them whoever they may be who are you people we're dwarfs dwarfs how peculiar and this is dwarf planet a whole planet of dwarfs come on and have fun with us come join in the festivities here we are on a planet of dwarfs everybody's staring at us at the store we're so tall they've never seen us before come on everybody get down on the floor this dwarf planet is the place to be everyone says thanks and everyone says please buy yourself a pick and buy yourself an axe they don't use money and they don't pay tax dwarfs are smaller than regular guys i know they're small cuz i see their size you can tell they're good by the look in their eyes hold on y'all now i got a surprise hop on over to the dwarven tavern after a long day's work a working in the tavern wanna have a bottle come to the tavern wanna have a battle come to the cavern drinking real deep from the barrels of mead shelby and i are getting drunk on the mead captain's wasted hitting on the dwarfs they're so small they've never seen us before sharpening blades of the dwarven craft striking gold in the mining shaft this here world beats the life on earth where there's no dwarfs to calm my nerves can't say i had this written in my planner instead of a pencil i now wield a hammer my friends are a whole lot shorter than i but they're the best friends for this here guy here comes a big old group of orcs dwarfs hate them cuz they never work this is not the planet of orcs time to introduce them to our swords pretty dwarf mama with the rosy cheeks your loving means more than all the gold in the streets married to the master the king of the dwarfs i'm begging you please baby get a divorce it was the biggest mistake of shelby's life when he crashed the ship and changed our life now we're living on the planet of dwarfs they now pronounce us man and dwarf captain permission to come aboard chill out shelby we're on the planet of dwarfs captain permission to speak my mind this dwarf planet kicks behind but some of us are evil